I have issues..

I always avoid going out alone. For lots of reasons. Firstly, I get dizzy too quickly moving a lot. And when I mean dizzy, it is always followed by headache. Secondly, I have no sense of direction. I get lost always. I have trouble finding my way in and out, above all if it requires many left and right turns. Also, I cannot differentiate cars. One time our company driver dropped me off to the bank. When I got out the bank, I could not find which car in the parking lot was our car. I didn’t know what to do. I was standing too long and when finally I reached the one that I thought might be the one, the car’s alarm started to go off because obviously It belonged to someone else! Thirdly, I have trouble getting familiar with people’s faces. I’m not sure whether it’s because I have poor vision. It could be one of the reasons but even with glasses on, I still hardly recognize people. You won't believe it but up to now, I can't remember how many cousins I currently have. I fucking cannot tell them apart. I also cannot tell how am I related to a certain relative. Don't even think about asking me to draw my family tree or I screw up. Not that I don't care, I really do, infact I always ask my mother but typical me would remember one minute, the next I would totally forget. It's never easy for me to memorize the names of my husband's aunts and uncles, how many they are and where their houses are located. I cannot take medine like three times a day. I always take them less than the times required because I forget. Do you think I have early signs of alzheimers or am I just crazy? All these justify why I hate going to social gatherings and family reunions. I don’t want people to think I'm a snob when actually I'm not, I really just can’t recall people and things like most people can. I am such a total outcast as shit. Now you know why I love online shopping. Lolz. Let me shift from being an idiot to being an expert now, I don't wanna hate myself some more that's why. As I was saying, I am an online shopping addict. And that being said I found a new online store! I tried it and so far so good. They offer free shipping nationwide and you can pay thru credit card, online banking and even over the counter remittance. During their clearance sale, I was able to get two pretty watches for just the price of one! I am very familiar with this brand because I bought one worth 700 pesos from lazada before and I did not regret it. The quality was good. You can compare it with other brands with higher price tags. Paying 500 now for two cool watches is such a steal, yes? But being one of the few to get limited time promos has a trick. Do you know that you can get real time notifications by liking any page in facebook then clicking get notifications? If you want to be notified of sale alerts ahead of others, do this. Trust me. I am a sucker for online promos! And all these won’t be possible without an internet connection. Did I already tell you I have unlimited internet connection whenever wherever, 100 all network texts plus a brand new blackberry phone, all for only 550 pesos a month? Because I have. You can’t find anything greater than this right? My only problem so far is phone battery. I need to buy perhaps a power bank to extend my phone battery life because internet sucks battery faster than normal. And..and I run out of stories to tell. Well can I call it a day then? Yes I can. Goodbye