My teeth fell out

It was a dream. Thank God I still got all my teeth! But last night I had a pretty bad dream about my front teeth getting loose and falling out one after the other. That was not the first time I dreamt about falling teeth, I had them many times before and more than any other dream I had, losing teeth is one of the few that really bothers me because it seems so damn real. I even spit the tooth and some blood. Yuck. The weird thing about this dream is the feeling of one part of my face being paralyzed for stupid reason. What even more stupid is the fact that when I wake up I have to bite a piece of wood to counter the bad luck that it may bring to my life. Fuck superstitions! Fuck me for eating an innocent wood simply because it doesn't cost me anything! 

For the sake of knowing what could be the meaning of this dream, if there's any. Whatever. I googled its interpretation and got annoyed because it was full of negative shit. How about a little bit of good things?  Damn you people for making all these stories up. 

Sexual tensions

Fear of losing money

Fear of looking stupid

Fear of getting old
Fear of looking unattractive

Fear of failure

Fear of being powerless

Death

Wow. Thanks google for this big embarrassment! Not only did it make me look like a pervert but it shoved in my face that I am fat, ugly bitch who got inferiority and total lack of self-confidence! I tell you something. I don't care what a  rotten tooth says what I am and what could happen to me in the future. My fate would never be measured by how many teeth i have that fell out during a nightmare. Is there even a scientific explanation that could support these interpretations? NOTHING. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to finish my tea. 

Slimming tea. 

What the fuck.

Giggle Blair Giggle

Meet Blair, my six month old niece.  Below is a video of her while my other seven year old niece madi is kidding her. To film this, I had to hold her with my left arm so I can use the other hand to hold a camera. 

Nobody ever makes her giggle but only madi who has been really good at clowning babies. I tried several times though but she would just stare at me like maybe she thought I was a freak. The only times I made her smile were the times I sang gangnam style to her. The "hey sexy lady" part is just her favorite part. I love how babies are weird.

And a happy new year!

It takes a good news to really get inspired huh? I just got a call a bit ago and I suddenly got motivated to update this blog yay! I will let you know what was it about not now but soon. It was not so much though, in fact it was a mixed of good and bad news yet an opportunity I cannot afford to ignore. But now I need to upload pictures of new year's day which my mother has been bugging me to do since day one and what my sister abroad has been longing to see. Don't get too excited, you guys. You will see all the pictures in....3.....2.....1!

Obviously we had a great celebration of new year! Who said we are broke? Xmas and new year are the times of the year when nobody is broke! We cooked bulk of food too good to resist which resulted to me combating terrible indigestion that lasted throughout the evening and the day after. But despite feeling unwell I had joined to celebrate with family. Had my sister come home, we would have been so complete. Anyhow we had an amazing night. We moved out the TV, speakers and karaoke player with songs to sing and dance along to.  The kids were the cutest dancers ever! All of us stayed outside and waited for 2013 to come, even the kids did not go to bed until 2012 was over. There were alcohol I think must have been brandy and vodka calling to me to drink them. I would have drunk some vodka If I could but that stupid indigestion got in the way. When the clock struck midnight, the kids blew their tootles out as loud as they could while the boys lit firecrackers and mini fireworks which got the kids half terrified half delighted. Thanks luckiness nobody was hurt. Well what good is a new year without some noise?

Grab your own kid?

I know what you are thinking...keep it to yourself!

sleeping under the moonlight?

And the other pictures I took during the day...

Aw greasy lips!

He loves to cuddle her!