So today marks pagibig fund's 33rd anniversary. All employees were treated free lunch, snacks and even candies! Times like this, I could totally forget my size is getting bigger. I mean who could resist delish beef brocolli? And tasty fish fillet? And crunchy fried chicken? And then for merienda..an oversized clubhouse sandwich? I couldn't. That was the only part i liked though. The mass part was the complete opposite.
You see i don't go to church every sunday..not even once a month..not even inside the office every first friday of the month. Because the company always holds mass during these times. The only times I am forced to attend a mass are during important church occassions. The last one i attended was my friend's son baptism whom i godmothered a year ago. Today is yet another exception. Because today not only is it december's first friday, it is also the company 33rd anniversary and though irrelevant, today being friday the 13th is worth mentioning. Thus, i could not excuse myself.
I have a religion, and it's called catholic. My parents and grand parents passed that thing to me. It's not that i have a thing against being catholic..i just don't believe having a religion has more or less to do with my relationship with God. But you know catholic is the closest to me than many other religions so i just let everything be.
So why the hell i avoid mass you guess? Because i find the whole thing either boring or awkward. I don't know about you but i find the "peace be with you" part and the singing of "our father" song while holding hands part way too awkward. Those parts always make me extra conscious with people near me, even more so those who sit beside me. And how can i forget the communion? When i was young, I got careless the holy chip fell out of my hands even before it went into my mouth. Can you imagine that big embarrassment?
Going back to the present, like i said I was forced to attend the mass. I got caught even before i could escape. Because i delayed getting in the room, by the time i got in, there were only few vacant chairs. The one i occupied was next to one of my lady superiors and to my right was one of my officemates who happen to be a guy i hardly exchange conversation with. Awkwardness. We were about to sing the "our father" when i realized i wore a ring which stone is half the size of my index finger. That's how big it is. I got panicked because as you know, the ring could make my awkwardness times two. I then slowly and secretly took the huge ring off and put it in my pocket.
My awkwardness did not end there. Right before the mass, i grabbed a mirror to check for any eye booger because my eyes are always wet as shit. I noticed my gums and tongue color went noticeably red! Vampire like that. It was due to the lollipops i suckled on an hour ago which my officemate snatched from the giveaways. I swore to god then that i shall not take the communion no matter what. I got saved when noone from our line stood up therefore i was not dragged to take it.
You see, attending a mass is not really my thing, when i was a kid i loathed it when my lola and my parents forced me to go to church because really i never liked the idea of listening to people like priests whose sermons are always based in no other source but the bible. Because the world would get even worse if we are always nice and forgiving..sometimes we gotta teach people some lessons..the hardest way if need be.
On to other things, i got my dream laptop from my sister. Thank you sis. I couldn't be happier! Now i can make multiple paragraphs and i can post pictures as much as i want.
Holidays are coming. Have you done your christmas shopping yet? I have but let's reserve that for another post. Be sure to check that out. This is all for now..my pillows are calling me. Goodnight.
Okay...just one picture before I pass out..